He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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