Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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