This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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