Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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