I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
she smelled like a LAN party
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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