Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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