508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Are we still banned from the library?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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