I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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