I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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