the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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