I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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