Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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