i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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