i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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