I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
