how do flat chested girls get laid?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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