if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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