Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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