my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
