I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
How does one acquire holy water?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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