Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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