Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
