i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
