she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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