i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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