i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
the liver wants what the liver wants
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
