This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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