i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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