Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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