apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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