Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I FOUND THE LEGS
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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