Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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