Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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