think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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