it wasn't lemon gatorade
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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