So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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