I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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