The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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