we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i want to swaddle you in tequila
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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