Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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