We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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