I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
NoShamevember. You game?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
You are a genius and a whore.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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