I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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