I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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