I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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