is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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