you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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