but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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