I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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