it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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